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Cam asta e concluzia unui test minunat pe care mi l-am facut pe net, si al carui rezultat m-a amuzat atat de tare incat o sa vi-l arat si voua ca sa puteti sa radeti de mine.

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn’t, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won’t happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn’t so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something. Try to stay off of buildings.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

In caz ca vreti si voi sa fiti facut de rahat, aveti aici linkul: http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-personality-defect-test/

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  1. Ah, e trist faptul ca sunt ciudat de mandra de rezultatul asta?

    Smartass

    You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

    You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren’t very nice. In fact, you’re probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a „smartass”, I’m afraid. Perhaps just „ass” would do, too. But that’s a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

    3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

    Se pare ca eu aduc apocalipsa. Bitches better beware.

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  2. mie mi-a iesit ca sunt un Emo kid :)) si ce scria se potrivea de minune :))

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      • You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:
        life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

        So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

        I probably made you cry, didn’t I? Fucking Emo Kid.

        To put it less negatively:

        1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

        2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

        3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

        4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant
        …Minunat, nu?:))

  3. Nu stiu ce e mai rau. Ca ceea ce scrie acolo se presupune ca ar fi defecte, ca eu nu le vad asa pe toate sau ca majoritatea mi se potrivesc?😀

    You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin’s „The Thinker”–although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!

    To put it less negatively:

    1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

    2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

    3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

    4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

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    • In mod trist, si mie mi se potrivesc ale mele. Si cateva si de la tine. Te uraste lumea pentru ca pari increzuta? Daca da, bun venit in club

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      • :)) Pai toate prietenele imi spun ca la inceput nu ma inghiteau pt ca paream increzuta. Mai putin vreo doua care ma cunosc de la 1 an, banuiesc ca pe atunci era cam greu sa par cu nasul pe sus😀

      • Deci, bun venit in club! Mie pana si rudele imi spun ca am mutra de nesuferita. Cat de trist e asta?

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